“I can gripe and grumble about luck, but the bottom line is I was outcoached this day. My team was better prepared; we had the manpower advantage; it should have been a cakewalk. But some absolutely boneheaded decisions on the part of the coach allowed the orcs to steal the ball from me second half, keep it, and score the clincher with only three turns to go. Ain't no way dwarves are going to score twice in three turns to send the game to OT, and my boys knew it, as their morale went absolutely downhill and couldn't complete a block, pass, nothing for the rest of the game. Norak getting MVP?? The idiot's skull-rr-skull block cost us the game, for crying out loud! We're planning a blanket party for 3 am tomorrow morning; everyone's invited; bring soap...

Good luck with the rest of the tournament. We'll be gunning for you in Blutballas X!”