“Overall the coaches had a good game in a friendly atmosphere. On the field there was alot of gore, and with us we have Argh The Gutteral Soprano to comment on the game from the players view.
Interviewer: So you won, but lost some players, what happened?
Argh: *Groaarr* We not like the orcs. I will make an instrument of the next orc player I see. And I will play to Nurgles honor. Anyways... It seemed like Oz sang a song the orcs didnt like, so they broke his bag. We have now made him a coach. ALL HAIL NURGLE. But serioulsy though... Okz was in it for the slaughter, and the elf style we played this match, I mean 2 TD spells elf, didnt suit him. So he asked a black orc to kill him. And end of story. I swear on my blood that we will kill some people next time...
Interviewer: Well, I have heard a lot of teams promise that, but not many have forfilled it.
Argh: I can start with you! I'll make you into a triangle
Interviewer: AAIIIIIIIIII..... ”