“What a game have I got to report on this time round sports fans, the game between Coach Dumb's Warpstone Kreepers and our very own Chaos Tamers, a game that involved no dirty tactics and no sendings off, that's right, you heard me, NO Fouls, at least by the players. The game ended in a stalemate, although one wonders if Fenix's Tamers actually tried to win and not just play to inflict major damage, Fenix certainly incited the crowd, by yelling at them `Dese Skaven is pussys, bet yer lot cud take dem all out, cum on me kin! Show us wot yer got!', Which they did, just as the Tamers were trailing 1 to 2, it seemed like the whole Dwarven nation rose up and invaded the pitch, taking out all but 1 of the Warpstone players, and he was stunned, the rest were all KO'ed, but soon after he too got KO'ed, which left our beloved Tamers out on the pitch with no opponent to crush..erm I mean, erm play against. After the match I asked Fenix why he incited the crowd like that and was he happy with the reaction he got from them,
"Eh? incite? nah, all I's did wuz ask dem to chant real loud, not ter interrupt our game, me players wuz well lost, wit' no one ter oppose dem, now if yer excuse me, I's got a few parties ter go ter"
I've seen some quite outstanding and strange games in my time as Fenix Stonesplitter's Official Spokesman, but this has to be about the strangest ending to one yet, well this was Freddrick Pooms reporting, hope you all have a nice day.”