“We’re trying to get into the Swingers lockerroom here after the game, but there seems to be some kind of commotion going on. Oh, wait here now I see, looks like some kind of riot. Oh there’s the head coach, but what is he doing with that baseball bat? *Ouch!* That got to hurt. Well see if we can get a comment from the head coach here.
Well head coach how would you like to comment on you last loss against some wimpy elves?
HC:“Wimpy Elves!! I can tell you, they, they… I can’t believe this, this isn’t money at all! Trent you worthless piece of undead meat. You're like this big bear with claws and fangs...
...and big fu**in' teeth...and the pansy elves is like this little bunny cowering
in the corner...shivering...And you're just looking at your claws like ‘How do I kill this bunny?’...You're just poking at it...Yeah, you're just gently batting it around...and
the rabbit's all scared......and you got big claws and fangs.....and you're like ‘I don't know what to do. How do I kill this bunny?’...you're like a big bear. The strongest will survives. Don't waste your time filling your head with self-doubt. The competition's fierce, so always give yourself the edge. A sense of self-respect makes all the difference in the world. You can be the king of the Jungle or just another hyena cowering at the water hole. It's all up to you.”
Well, well we would like to thank the head coach for that comment. Yep here he is whipping the poor vampires behind with his bat, oh look at it is all blue… or wait a minute that might be his natural skin colour. Never mind then, see you all next week for another fantastic showdown on the pitch!
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