“What a game! What a game! What a game!

Pre-game: Ascold gets some illegal drugs and is pumped up to hit!!
1st half: Norse start on defense and take the ball away from the sissy dwarves who can’t hit and definitely can’t penetrate our armor! But the Norse had so much fun beating up lil’ dwarves that they never got around to scoring.

2nd half: Norse quickly score to take a 1-0 lead after Hurl got handed the ball after a bad kick. He didn't have to pick it up and that was the only time he held the ball all game. Norse choose not to stall cuz it’s more fun to hit more!

Dwarves even the score at 1 -1.

Norse have three turns to score, but Hurl the thrower can’t pick up the ball in the empty backfield for three turns even with all that team training. On the last turn, a lil’ dwarf runner comes into Hurl’s tackle zone grabs the damn slippery ball, dodges out, and then trips into the endzone sending the ball into the stands!

OVERTIME!!! Chaaarge kicks off again, stops the dwarves but again for 4 or 5 turns Hurl can’t pick up the ball!!! The game ends with no more TDs.

<b>THE SCORE: </b>
Chaaarge! 4 – 3 IronForg [Casualties]
Chaaarge! 142 – 65 IronForg [Blocks!!!] YES, 142 for us!!! A team high!!! And yes we counted 3 times to make sure!
Chaaarge! 1 – 1 IronForg [TDs – Damn that slippery ball… grrrrrrrrr”