“Da Republican Guard of Orcus was honored to face such squishy brave flings. For da first half - da Republican Guard make um slow advance squishing all who dared stay on da pitch. Wez done messed up um Puppalo when he wuz trying to keep us off da ball. Da fling medic fixed him up good.
During the second half wez done get two blitzes. During da second blitz Panilla was heard exclaiming, "MA Vaffanculo!" In da second half we done kill Puppalo.
It should be noted that Puppalo got the MVP for the Mighty Grasshoppers-for his willingness <b>to die</b> in the name of BloodBowl.
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