“Ohhhh, SNAP! We were playing proxy and there was a disconnect, so the utterly hilarious first half has been lost to the mists of time and FUMBBL... the report below refers more to the first half, which was AWESOMELY bizarre. The second half more proceeds as scheduled.

HA HA HA HA HA! I've never had so much fun losing! A couple bits of bad luck for Learner's Permit (well, normal luck for these slobs) and a few dullard plays by me in the first half, followed by... I don't know what, exactly, but then there was a huge knot in the middle of the field and everyone was pushing everyone else and the ball bounced and a zombie had it and then the zombie scored and everyone ran around in circles and then we yelled "wheee" and then there was another huge knot in the field and then we had a hoedown and the guy with the fiddle played "sweet Marlene" and then everyone picked up and dropped the ball once or twice and then there was candy and cake. Hooray the end.

Seriously. It was more a game of Weirdball then Blood Bowl, but it was a lot of fun.”