“What a massacre!!!

The girlz were furious. Absolutely furious. The audience wondered what was going on on the pitch, but surely enjoyed their time in the stands, as it was soooo much "safer" than playing in this game.

Rumor has it, that some of the ratties made cheesy remarks about the "Xuma-Blitz"-fashion line shortly before the game, especially those cute veeeery short skirts. If so, they would have been better off, if they had been quiet this one time in their lives. Because these girlz get real serious when fashion is involved. And it must have been something like that, as the Blitzing-Girls, who desingend that new line in cooperation with DIE-OR of Parixx went on a rat-killing-spree. And they took no prisoners. All 4 of them had one KILL!!!

And another rat died on the second block of the game, but the apo could save him. Unfortunately he was so exhausted from that, that the other four fellows had to leave for a date with their maker.

Let´s learn our lesson from this, ladies and gentleman. NEVEREVER do you talk bad about this girlz clothing style. You will NOT like what happens afterwards!!!

On a different note. The girlz were so angry, that they themselves did not get much of a lesson for them out of this event. They had 6 cas, 4 td, 3 comp, plus a mvp....and they got out of it....one skill on a linegirl. Yes, when you are angry you are not very capable of learning;-)

To calm down the bad emotions and to re-establish the good spirit of the game of bloodbowl, all the surviving members of the Clan Terrax recieved coupons for 35% discounts for the next shopping with their wives in a DIE-OR boutique. And the widows of the poorly departed even got one of those cute veeery short skirts for free to go with it. So we can guess, that everybody left the stadium in a good mood;-)))”