“"Well Bob, this wasn't as much a game as a perfect example of the hatred between Orcs and High Elves!"

"I couldn't agree more, Jim. The Orcs fought toof..errr..tooth and nail for every inch of the field, despite the Elf's uncanny ability to slip through their defense. How about some highlights?"

"I have a better idea, Bob.." "You always do, Jim." "...Quiet, you. Hrm. As I was -going- to suggest, why don't we head down and interview a couple of the players?"

"Sounds like a good idea, Jim. Must be a first for you, eh?"
<Repeated pummeling ensues>

"Right. Now then. Kurgar "da fairy" Knokka, what did you think of the game?"

"Those elf'uns are hard to pummel. Did get one uf 'em, though. Squished 'im up real good. Hur hur hur.."

"Thank you, Kurgar. And how about you, Morthak "da rokkit Launcha"..?..How did you get that name?"
"Well, um.. I try and lob the lil' grot Rokkit alot. He never lands well, though, and keeps screaming when I lob 'im. Thaz why he wuz named "da rokkit", whateva dat means."

"Thank you, and now back to you, Bob. ....Bob? Oh, right. Sorry folks, that's all from us. Be sure to turn up for the next game!"”