“Well, this game was pretty even, with him scoring first, and me pulling off a miracle play at the last turn of the first half to tie the score. Then, we went on to battle it out, before my blitzer stripped the ball from him, and random lineman threw it to my WE, who scored. The same thing happened again, much to his chagrin. And all 3 times, it was the same WE, which is really uncanny. I hoped it was the other one, but I was mistaken.

It was a good game, and there were no deaths. YAY!

Z”