“"Well Jim, this was certainly an interesting game!...In a rather slow, but violent, way."

"You said it, Bob. Slow but forceful is a trademark of any Undead team worthy of the name. And today, two such teams gave us a very entertaining match."

"I couldn't have said it better myself, Jim. Let's go down for some interviews."

"Err, Bob, that might not be such a good idea...."

"Excuse me, Graf Vrax, what did you think of the game?"
"Sssss... Brothersss are ssstrong.. Well did they fight..."
"....Right. Thank you. Arkhan Grimmfist, newcomer but already a valuable player. Your opinions on the game?"
"<Incomprehensible muttering in a long dead language>"

"..I see...I think. Well, let's go on to meet one of the very top players in Krells Marauders, Vincent the Zombie!"
<Krells voice> "NO! Don't go near them! They haven't been fed this week!"
"Now then Vincent, I see you're standing around with your zombie teammates. Any thoughts on the game?"
<Vincent and others in unison> "Huuuungerrrrr.....Hungeeeeeer!"
"I can certainly see that you would be 'hungry' for a win after 7 losses, but tell me....uh...why are you all staring at my head?....No, don't come any closer! NOOO! JIM, HELP ME!!"
"Run, Bob! Run!...And that concludes the match report for this game, please tune in next time for a follow-up on how Bob is doing...Oh my. That's just gross."”