“In the dying (no pun intended) seconds of the match, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=619200">Kiljoy Smashdasher</a>, surrounded by kicking orcs, finally succumbs to the wounds inflicted in a brutal blitz earlier in the first half. The stitches the team's doctor attmped to seal his wounds with tore open, and as he felt his heart pumping it's last, he pushed the Orc Lineman <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1415323">Mook</a> out of the way and crawled over to the young Orc Blizter <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1417397">Fred</a>, who had caused the lethal damage earlier. As the stunned crowd looked on, he slowly stood himself up, blood spurting from his neck and chest in copious amounts. As the final whistle blew, Kiljoy pulled a bloddied <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=54203>SlaughterHouse5000 Medal of Valor<a/> from his pocket and pinned it to Fred's mud and gore spattered breastplate, looking him once in the eye and giving a grim nod of approval before collapsing on the pitch for the last time.

Following the match, a small scuffle ensued wherein Mook insisted that the medal belonged in fact to him, for administering the final, fatal foul. However, a quick review by both teams' coaching staff verified that Kiljoy's will did specifically state that his dying Medal of Valor could only be presented to an opponent who killed him while on his feet. Fred walked away, proudly displaying the proof of this major accomplisment for his first casualty ever, while Mook angrily kicked at the wall, only to slice his foot open on a small shard of Kiljoy's claw that had snapped off and lodged there during the foul...”