“Well, this looked like it would be a tough game, but then things started to go wrong for my oppo (oh, the game hasn't even started at this point)

I get one handycap, well it happens to be virus. I guess my oppo was counting on his 134spp clawed beast making it to the game, well it didn't. At this point he starts talking about conceeding the game. Well, I win the kick off so I will still get couple of fre blocks if he conceeds. My other mino fails his WA and the other causes a cas. Suprise suprise the guy doesn't conceed and the game goes on. After turn 2, my oppo has luck 6%, after failing his dodges with a couple of nurgs and whining about it. After he started accusing me of playing with a hacked client, I thought this could be fun and started copying the chat from the game (I wish I had started this right away when the game started)...


<blu> Like how you are making every doll....funny. very funny.
<blu> Did n't fail a thing.
<red> well, sometimes you get the bear, sometimed the bear gets you
<blu> EVERY ROLL.
<red> so it seems :)
<red> I could do a bit better on the armor rolls though

At this point (prolly around turn 4 luck was about 80%-20%)


<blu> Admin needs to see this.
At this point I thought I'd say the magic words, ADMIN CLIENT!
<blu> Something is broke.
<red> what makes you think I'm not using the admin client? =P
<blu> I will ask in chat what that means. If you know about it something tells me you just may be cheating.
<red> lol
<red> I was kidding :)
<blu> Really. I still need to check it out. Sounds funny.


Meanwhile in the #fumbbl channel:
[17:03] <VinnieSpleenmasher> What is the admin client?
[17:03] * Reventlov has left #fumbbl
[17:04] * Petter has quit IRC State of the art IRC)
[17:04] <Tym_work> um
[17:04] <Tym_work> topic
[17:04] <Calador> hahahahaha
[17:04] <odi> vinnie: don't take everything too seriously
[17:05] <odi> you're not, you're just having a bad day with the dice :)
[17:05] <Calador> heh


And still the accusations continue :)
<blu> Made you nervous...and that makes me nervous.
<blu> Let's finish this shit.
<blu> Figures...you are doing a great job controlling whatever it is you control. You are the master.


Well, here we are, 1st half and turn 8, my oppo makes the first foul of the game, I hadn't fouled him yet, even though I was tempted by his constant whining and accusations.
<red> a tactical foul :)
<blu> Knew it wouldn't work....you wouldn't let it.
<red> of course I wouldn't, a nigler might get hurt (yup, I'm controlling the die rolls, load your own java random generator from www.cheat.com


<blu> Love how you have controlled you KO boxes too. Mine are full..while yours...
<red> by magic of course
<blu> Those AV 12 are tough to beat. (yup, I actually have hacked the fumbbl server, and all my flings are set to AV12, even though the client says they are AV6)
<blu> How did you set that up?
<blu> I have to find out.


My mino actually rolls double skulls in the second half (did I say we had the ref?)
<red> doh :)
<blu> Did you do that just to make me think you aren't cheating??
<red> yeah, sure :)


And sure enough, his beast rolls triple skulls the next turn, oh the joy!
<blu> Nice pay back!
<red> I think so too :)
<blu> You really know what ou are doing!


On turn 7 I blitzed his Big hand nurg with a mino, to get the ball away from him, is it really my fault it's next to the sideline?
<blu> You just made my board. Check it when finished. (yes, I checked, I did. Thank god)
<red> and you would make mine, if I had one :)
<blu> Spend too much time hacking to have one?
<red> nah, not really.
<red> I just don't enjoy to play against ppl who start whining like hell when the game doesn't go their way
<blu> .

Oh, and whiners beware, I just fouled his beast on turn 7 with a chainsaw dp, just for the hell of it!


On turn 8 I'll still try to score, because it is possible, but the fling can't catch the hand off, I wonder if I should have fouled with that dp saw because we had the ref?)
<blu> You couldn;t control that??
<blu> What gives.
<red> I micccliked the roll die icon
<red> missclicked

Game ends
<blu> Finally finished...thank goodness.
<red> exactly


Thank Nuffle I made his DNP list.
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