Theis peasant pickup skills were no match for the noble passing skills and dazzling beauty of our perfectly executed defensive drill.
After a brilliant blitz on the ballcarrier the ball scattered to our endzone. of course we secured it and the helpless cattle of stunted growth was unable to follow up.
On our offense Duke Rhoermer first fumbled the ball then threw accurately like we know him to do everytime. Unfortunately Baron Pharcome dropped the ball and we had to brawl the ball free in a fashion of honour and nobility. Needless to say we scored in spite of the small cattle putting up considerable resistance...for a horde of unwashed and uncivilized and unrefined and....yaddayadda...peasants.
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Tried 3 ball pickups with sure hands, all failed
The 1st TD was due to a ball fummbl ending up across the pitch between an opponent vamp and my TD area.
I just couldn't do anything.
And to round things off my 2 MB players couldn't manage a single injury, even my opponents OFAB rolls failed to injure his own players.”