“The proud and noble members of the Southern Mothers Association - Gumbeast United were forced to play the nasty Forza Ferrari squad in their hectic Southern Conference schedule.

The SMA are pleased that the Gumbeast United squad played a very nice friendly game. Several of the amazonian girls were sent back to the changing rooms to reconsider their attire, after exposing a bit too much skin, star mummy Anders Hansson was heard screaming 'You're Not going out in that!!' before politely guiding one of the girls off the pitch.

Unfortunately the hyperactive girls were jumping around like crazy kids, and managed to cause themselves harm, with two unfortunate fatalities due to headbutting a table and a bad case of doing the splits. Emergency repairs by a registered nurse fixed up the nose, but the splits caused unfortunate internal injuries leading to complications. This is a general warning against dodging and running about, and going past your limits.

The amazon team disapointed their Mothers by hiring troubled teen Zara. She greatly distracted the Khemri team who attempted to lecture her on lifestyle choices. Luckily she was seen running off the pitch with a good looking gumbeast united assistant coach at half time, never to be seen again. The assistant coach has been fired due to health complications.

A fond farewell to José Jaime Vasconcelos, one of the original desperate housewives on the team, during his long career he was mostly unrewarded for his efforts protecting the other girls on the squad.”