“Another dismal match. The lads seem to have lost direction this season, if Kami ever comes back to help them out, there'll be hell to pay thats for sure. So many mindboggling mistakes - it doesn't get more senseless than having your blitzer sitting on the try line waiting for turn 8 to come along only to have the half time siren catch him snoozing!
Twahnlows:
3 pts: Dal Irritata. Made a nice pickup and pass late in the game to almost give Wanna Beatin the win.
2pts: Da Flinga. Solid blocking and ball pickup game. Left the blitzing troll looking at him stupidly when he did a trollish lass impression.
1pt: Da Hampera. Excellent catch for the almost winning move. Only spoiled it when following up with two failed dodges.”
“what a croc of shit - again.
someone remind me why I play this bollocks.
If an orc team with bashy skills across the board can't get a POW let alone a CAS, then what good is even coaching the team at all ?
It's been like this all season.
To clarify: I mentioned early in this game (before one of my famous bloody reloads) that I "nearly accused Sandune of causing it".
Although I know Sandune did no such thing, I was totally pissed off (sounds like a theme here) that the reloads in our game occurred just after I got 2 CASes. I went on to not even dent the Dwarf defenses, by merely pushing them onto another player.
Bla bla bla and rant rant rant. The truth is, this game is getting to me. And it perpetuates each game. Not because I'm not winning - I didn't expect to be in the Premier next season at all - but because it's not even giving me a chance to play the team. If I actually get some dice going in a game, heaven help the opposition, because it might make up for ALL the crap I've got in the last four games. If I finish the season on somewhat of a level pegging, then my last two games are going to hurt Oz and Covert.
Apologies go to Sandune. A truly good sport and great coach. If I offended, then I am sorry.
But don't worry guys - I'm sure it won't happen ...
Twahnlows :
Where to start? The dumbstruck trolls? what about the dice? hmmmm ...
3 - Got to be #8 Goon : covering defense and throwing THAT long bomb to win. Also assisted throughout the game.
2 - #14 Redd'n Roll'n : The only CAS of the game, and against a BOB to boot. Instrumental part of the early bash, which tipped the game in favour of the elves, I mean Krasherz.
1 - #3 Red Streek : Again blocking early, but making the move for the TD just when it mattered. Nice catch of the long bomb to rub it in, too.
PS. scrap any twahnlows my team has received so far this season. I don't believe that being the noticed player from a bunch of deadbeats constitutes any awards that go in direct competition to the opposition teams.
PPS. I still want to forfeit to Twahn. Two reasons : my team doesn't deserve a win, but Twahn does. ”
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Twahnlows:
3 pts: Dal Irritata. Made a nice pickup and pass late in the game to almost give Wanna Beatin the win.
2pts: Da Flinga. Solid blocking and ball pickup game. Left the blitzing troll looking at him stupidly when he did a trollish lass impression.
1pt: Da Hampera. Excellent catch for the almost winning move. Only spoiled it when following up with two failed dodges.”