“Welcome to tonights event with the new 'Zilly Zombies' versus the rookie 'Romancing the Neck'

Mike: What say you Paul - what are your expectations for tonights game?
Paul: I'll tell you - I've got my money on the Undead horde of the Zilly Zombies, they're looking top tuned - although they've just moved out of the college series and all of the players are third picks - they've been training hard. I know that Xeronima have been giving them hell - just as they miss it - up to the game.

Mike : Well we'll see I'll wager you 20 bucks that all that training won't help them against the speed and determination of Romancing the neck

Paul: Hsss here's the kick off - the zilly zombies are ready against the very offensive defensive lines of the Romancing the Neck - it could look like a bloody slaughter - the ball is in play and it's a long kick off, the zilly zombies are slowly advancing - but hey - what's that the pass fails and the Romancing neck are moving in for the kill

Mike: Yeah here they go, that Ghoul is unstoppable and Touch Down, this look like you might be paying tonight

Paul: well just wait - now the blood is rushing ... through the bones but rushing - lets see - another kick off and wait what's that - The Romancing the Neck are charging wildly, blitzing right through the unprepared Zombies .. they've got control

Mike: The zilly zombies look beaten already now what is this? I thought you said they were on a roll tonight?

Paul: I just don't know what to tell you - a coupple of hours ago when I watched them train they had some pretty nifty moves .. but hey - It may have worked in undead college but here at the reality of live blood bowl it sure isn't working for them.

Mike: Take a look at that coach - I've never seen a necromancer so red in the face - do you thing that he's been eating his fans to gain a little respect?

Paul: Well they sure are wandering off

Mike: Back to the game it's kick off time again - and look Shordan has got the ball - he blitz and Scores - who knows perhaps it's actually a Blood Bowl team we've got here

Paul: Lining up the Zilly Zombies shouldn't have eaten that fan before - look their own fans are throwing rocks at their team - ouch Shordan won't recover from that Broken back that'll haunt him for a long time - longer than he him self can hope to haunt any one

Mike : Yeah that's gotta hurt - wouw that was a fast and gutzy touchdown - the 'Romancing the neck' simply walked right through the defence and scored. Another Kick off - and once again the Zilly Zombies aren't prepared - The score is already 4-1 and with the 7th turn of the second half the Romancing the Neck has got the ball protected quite well and they score.

Paul: The only chance the Undead have got to gain just a bit of their lost respect is to charge blindly and bash up some bones .... Oh My this isn't looking good

Mike : Around and around they go but where they end up no one know - well Paul thanks for tonight - I'll be thinking of you and getting a good laugh whilst drinking a coupple of Bloodwisers down at the Corner bar tonight, and thinking of yuor favorite team.

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thx for the hummiliation ... I'll be back for more in about 10 games =)”