“"Human hi'ssz'ss Szin', Ausssszie hi'ssz'ss Human." And yes, he did. Sami Tyylö knocked out Ssszalon Sszelectivessz, Ausssszie removed some of Sami's clothes in return [not quite gentle]; Sami promtly vanished in the Human's cabin crying bitterly over the loss of his designer extra protection underwear.
The Sauri, having learnt something from their encounter with the Mino taming Beastmen, herded the human players together quickly while the skinks went about their business here and there, mostly undisturbed by the human players. Massztey finally ran in a TD after several attempts. Blizer Risto Tuimio shook hands with Schwarzkopf Osssis, but handled the [freshly showered and manicured], saurus a bit too rough. The apo, carefully on the watchout for any nearby skinks, did his job well this time though, repairing the damage done instantly. Ausssszie was angry. Jaakko Väärelä noticed and had to spend the next game at home, nursing his badly hurting groin.
The Humans received second half and started by violently attacking the Sauri at the LoS - a mistake of one of the Linemen gave the Slurperssz time to regroup and one of the Sauri sneaked up to the thrower holding the ball, in an attempt to distract him. The team executed the herding strategy once more. The Human team responded with a brilliant display of agility by repetiously dodging with several players to escape the Slurperssz grip - almost flawlessly. The Sauri where confused by those swiftly moving humans. Once Massztey mentioned to Aussszie that Tuomas Hilmamäki was hiding some cookies, Aussszie smashed the lineman's hand when trying to pry it open. Washssz and gossz showing off as rude behavior as Aussszie, punched a nearby lineman the very next second, badly hurting him. The Slurpersssz clearly where dominating the pitch at that point. Ssszoap Bubblesssz ran in the second touchdown for the Slurperssz in the last seconds of the game making it a clear 2-0 victory.
The trainer remarked afterwards that "the sauri clearly were up to their task today, playing like I wish they always would. The teams skinks do need quite a bit of training in terms of ball handling - Fresh Sszoy picking up the ball in some tacklezones, and the pick up, pass, catch score combination presented by Massztey and Ssszoap Bubblesssz at the end of the game show that there is at least some sort of basis we can build upon". Ausssszie only remarked that "Szem szmelle' li'e elfsz, do'sz'e li'e elf, b'oke li'e elfssz."”
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The Sauri, having learnt something from their encounter with the Mino taming Beastmen, herded the human players together quickly while the skinks went about their business here and there, mostly undisturbed by the human players. Massztey finally ran in a TD after several attempts. Blizer Risto Tuimio shook hands with Schwarzkopf Osssis, but handled the [freshly showered and manicured], saurus a bit too rough. The apo, carefully on the watchout for any nearby skinks, did his job well this time though, repairing the damage done instantly. Ausssszie was angry. Jaakko Väärelä noticed and had to spend the next game at home, nursing his badly hurting groin.
The Humans received second half and started by violently attacking the Sauri at the LoS - a mistake of one of the Linemen gave the Slurperssz time to regroup and one of the Sauri sneaked up to the thrower holding the ball, in an attempt to distract him. The team executed the herding strategy once more. The Human team responded with a brilliant display of agility by repetiously dodging with several players to escape the Slurperssz grip - almost flawlessly. The Sauri where confused by those swiftly moving humans. Once Massztey mentioned to Aussszie that Tuomas Hilmamäki was hiding some cookies, Aussszie smashed the lineman's hand when trying to pry it open. Washssz and gossz showing off as rude behavior as Aussszie, punched a nearby lineman the very next second, badly hurting him. The Slurpersssz clearly where dominating the pitch at that point. Ssszoap Bubblesssz ran in the second touchdown for the Slurperssz in the last seconds of the game making it a clear 2-0 victory.
The trainer remarked afterwards that "the sauri clearly were up to their task today, playing like I wish they always would. The teams skinks do need quite a bit of training in terms of ball handling - Fresh Sszoy picking up the ball in some tacklezones, and the pick up, pass, catch score combination presented by Massztey and Ssszoap Bubblesssz at the end of the game show that there is at least some sort of basis we can build upon". Ausssszie only remarked that "Szem szmelle' li'e elfsz, do'sz'e li'e elf, b'oke li'e elfssz."”