“This game started out with a very icy pitch and with the snow falling from the skies making this battle a very slippery one.
Black Bitches took control over the game very early in the game, taking advantage of Trained Teens unability to skate on the icy surface.
With 1-0 after only 2 turns the Black Bitches (BB) felt very confident and got ready to defend against the Trained Teens (TT)
After a miserable throw from TT:s thrower (this girl must have won the "Most Useless Player" of the game) the ball scattered around and BB just made sure there was no easy way to pick the ball up.
As bad as TT was at completing any attempt to score a goal just as bad was BB at fighting down their opponents which made this to a game that didnt warm the very few fans that had resisted the bad weather and dragged their asses to the game.
1-0 in halftime and a few knocked out players...that about sums up the first half.

To the crowds amusement the weather changed early in the second half making the TT hopeful of scoring a goal. Bunny Luv, TT:s thrower, however had a different feeling and kept on throwing the ball everywhere but to her teammates giving Nicole a chance to score her second goal of the match and really implify the name Black Bitches...
2-0 and the game felt kind of done...the bad luck against TT continued when BB got a blitz at the kick off and you could hear TT:s coach Patreich as he screamed in agony over his bad luck. Meanwhile Lex the Impaler stood on the other side laughing and pushing his team onward for another TD.
But TT didnt give up, BB:s unability to fight gave TT a chance to finally score a TD and I must say that this goal was the beauty of the game, finally Bunny made what she was supposed to do and Aurora made the prettiest goal of the game in their last turn.

After the game much of the talk was about the 2 b*tches in BB who both got new skills because of their fine effort, and of course how much luck or should i say bad luck which TT had encountered.

All in all this wasn´t a very amusing game but the weather condition could have been better and neither of the team felt very compelled to put in a great efftort with only 17.000 showing up to give their support.
Hopefully this was just a onetime occasion and that all the nerves have been played out now that the debut has been cleared.
Theres a lot of potential in both these teams and hopefully we will hear from them soon again, and hopefully people will start showing up to give their support, because there´s a lot of beautiful women on the pitch.

//Lex the Impaler, always looking for a good woman to give her a lollipop.”