“I always knew that angry women were dangerous, and combined with a crowd which starts throwing key chains and monkey wrenches when they see men hitting women is a powerful combination. And the horniest men even started to riot, when one of my throwers started to flirt with the water boy, when she wasn't playing. "A crowd of horny men looking at women athletes in mini skirts are so easy to manipulate", Sadhika commented after the game. The teams coach just commented that she hadn't been hired because of her accuracy with the ball, but for her "other" assests (Sadhika didn't make even a single completion in this game, and she avareges less than one completed pass per game).
Later in the evening the police announced that the water boy had been found beaten to death in the parking lot, something to do with not spilling enough water on the girls, the suspect had confessed.

It was a fun match, and I must say my opponent was a real sport, he kept his humor even though things weren't going his way. The computers wouldn't even let him have that 1spp for a completed pass on his last turn because the crowd (just the men) started to riot.”