“The Elves of In Jest were a bit nervous going into this game, having sucessfully dodged orcs for quite a while. Now, after being moved by the pleas of a beat up, down on it's luck orc team that needed the cash provided by In Jest's huge fan base, they were going to have to literally dodge orcs.

Despite the luck percentages that show up above, Nuffl was on the side of the elves side all of the way. My opponents orcs had difficulty knocking any of my players down, much less injuring them. Things looked quite bad for the orcs until the unfortunate interference by a very new member of Coach Origami's family who decided that he needed attention.

Distracted, the coach made a critical mistake. At that point, a potentially easy two turn TD was turned into a desperate race for the end zone by a lone elf...with a pack of greenskins closing in. However, a successful series of desperate dodges and pickups showed that Nuffl still smiled on the the elves. With a second TD scored, the orcs needed to score 3 times in 5 turns to turn the game into a win...a task that would be impossible for most elf teams, let alone a group of powerful, but slow, orcs.
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