“What can we say....we won...but had the S*** kicked out of us by some uncontrolable 2 year olds,Another of the clan, superskink who had shone in his previous game was squashed by one of those freakin trolls, and the team apoth chose that exact moment to *forget* his job.
We went into this game short on players, we have even less now
"oh dear" *sobs**sniff* ”
“Da Black & White bastad wznt lookin and we sneaksed 4 noo guyz onto da pitsh in sted of da urt onez. Da nasty skinkzes wuz too fast for uz tho, and dey kept gettin da ball and scoring doze touchdoun fingiez. But wez got a good stratetegie for dem nasty skinzes:
1) 'it em
2) 'it em some more
3) get da bruvvaz grimm to frow us at em
4) if derez none standin to it, it da onez on da grownd
5) if da ball iz near ya, try and grabbit”
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We went into this game short on players, we have even less now
"oh dear" *sobs**sniff*
”