“"In this battle of gods we, the worshippers of those who inhabit Dunmanifestin, have been shown to be in the right! Three conversions to zero! Hah! These so-called 'Norse' gods are weak!" - Archpriest of Blind Io, Hughnon Ridcully, head coach of It Came From Dunmanifestin.

"I wanted to give them a sporting chance." - The Lady, commenting on her graceless stumble at the verge of the end-zone.

"Quack." - The Soul Cake Duck basking in the glory of his two touch-downs.

"I'm trying to distract the enemy from my true purpose." - Blind Io when asked by reporters why he was wearing a wig and a padded chainmail bra.”