“I'm sure I just got added to Balderdash's DNP list for my first half fouls. I didn't foul recklessly, but rather as a surgeon. First turn I ko'd a black orc; turn 2, ko'd his troll; after scoring, I killed (apo save) a black orc. Got thrown out at this point, but I'd already put the fear into the orcs, as they just couldn't put it together rest of the half.

Second half he takes the ball, and some nice play (aided by an unlucky 1d blitz trying to send him crowdsurfing netting a skull, RIP, apo save) allowed him to close to 2-1. But the superior team coordination (read: guard) of the ladies allowed them to control the tempo for the duration of the game. Only some unfortunate double-skull blocks at the end of the match kept me from extending the lead to 3-1, but I'll take a 2-1 win.

After the game, Muffin developed superior agility as a thrower, allowing our other agi 4 thrower Licorice to retire due to her niggle. Team's looking good and competitive!”