“"ok guysss." said FatRat as he called the pre-game chat to order, "i have sssome good newsss and sssome bad newsss.
" The good newsss is your playing shortiessss...." the assembled players chittered with laughter knowing what Neck Breaker would do to the little greenies.
"....the bad newsss isss that Neck Breaker, Gut Ripper and Eye Gouger (or the team as i like to call them) wont be playing."
The rest of the players were agast, "we've never played without them..... we just here to help them knock over the biggersss. we dontsss even know the playsss."
"Dont worry", said FatRat as the players trouped out onto the field "themssss only goblinssss.........."”
" The good newsss is your playing shortiessss...." the assembled players chittered with laughter knowing what Neck Breaker would do to the little greenies.
"....the bad newsss isss that Neck Breaker, Gut Ripper and Eye Gouger (or the team as i like to call them) wont be playing."
The rest of the players were agast, "we've never played without them..... we just here to help them knock over the biggersss. we dontsss even know the playsss."
"Dont worry", said FatRat as the players trouped out onto the field "themssss only goblinssss.........."”