“Why the MVP is always the dead guy, I don't know, but in 4 games, with 4 fatalities, 3 times it has been. At any rate, the rats finally won. Yay! It was really all Spike's doing, with the ability to dump passes to Hank. I mean, is there even anyone else on the team?

In fact, there is, as Marco Rodriguez Diaz de Vivar Gabriel Garcia Marquez has demonstrated, seriously injuring and/or killing three (or was it four?) opponents in previous games. While he didn't taste the blood of his enemies this time, surely he will get a chance on another day.”