“After Crazy Eddie went down.. there was wild weeping all over the field...

So much a leader for the team, his brother Very Sane Eddie, thru himself to the ground and BH himself. Only the most staltwart elves remained, all very pissed at Woody for slumbering in the forest for the entire first half.

However even Woody went down in the 2nd half leaving a 1-1 tie and
6 elves on their feet... a miraculous Hail Mary Pass from Gunz to Lake Bass united the team... Lake Bass went on to score again in the 7th turn and sealed the victory, however... the final play of the game had only 2 elves in it.
Though the owner was PISSED we gave the VP to our dead leader.”