CTV 2470k Chaos Halfling
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Chaos Halfling CTV 2410k
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#3 Fentuut Jr. – Broken Neck (-AG)
#15 Pakku Jr. – Dead (RIP)
#3 Abettor of Anguish II – Dead (RIP)
#7 Proctor of Paroxysm II – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#7 Proctor of Paroxysm II – Smashed Knee (NI)
#15 Worker of Woe V – Dead (RIP)
#16 Prophet of Pain IV – Dead (RIP)
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Things looked ugly at the start as Criket recieved and proceeded to rack up 4 rapid RIPs (one of them was the Emissary of Excruciation on a chainsaw foul, but the apothecary did his job). However, the Ambassadors turned it around and managed to get in a touchdown on T8 of the first half to even the score.
We were granted a touchback in the second, which was thrust into the Minister of Misery's grip, much to his puzzlement. He proceded to wander up the pitch until he neared the end zone, at which point he stopped and roared in indecision until T7 - he was torn by his instructions to charge right to the end zone no matter what, and by his desire to join the rest of his team in ripping the opposition to shreds. However, the game was clinched when tragically enthusiastic Shuden Krot fans began to throw things at the Minister, and he blitzed across the end zone to trample them, inadvertantly scoring a TD.
Even though there was barely any time left on the clock, the Ambassadors were so pumped up by all the agony they were causing and taking, that they managed a blitz and snuck in their third TD.
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