“I hate to sound like a sore loser, but I'm getting tired of losing games because of bad luck. The luck % is skewed by the fact that I had a lot of Dodgers dodging successfully (except, naturally, when it matters the most). In truth, every major action I tried seemed doomed for failure: my first reception saw me get a Perfect Defense against, with my opponent rolling knockdowns as if he had Tackle on every player, instead of Mighty Blow. And, of course, he recovers KOs as if he had smelling salts.

I'm not saying my opponent played badly; on the contrary, he played well, and capitalised on my pathetic luck by converting it into a 3-1 victory. Still, I'd like to have a game with the dice on _my_ side now.”