“DICE RAPE. Nothing else explains what happened in this game.

I kicked the ball. I had a shot at his passer, but failed the gfi. Next turn, I am down 0-1. Hey, thats normal.

In the next drive, I have a nice cage within 5 or 6 squares from the endzone. I gfi to do a few more blocks before scoring, but failed it and my guard elf ended up missing the next game. On the next turn, a lineelf is badly hurt, and my wardancer is knocked out. The worm stayed on the KO box for the entire game thereafter! Worse still, I lost the ball and was trailing 0-2.

Luckily, I scored before halftime. 1-2.

On the second half, the game goes broken. I play with 6 or 7 guys, but almost score two times. I try easy plays, like picking up the ball (fail), short passes (fail), catch the ball (fail), dodge with the wardancer (fail).

As if plain bad luck were not enough, the Stoned elves got two perfect defenses.

I know, I know, I shouldn't complain. After all, nobody got injured. But I still think I could have had a better result with just a bit of better luck.

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