“And so the dwarfs had found their way to the island of Ulthuan. In their first game they were to play against Protectors of Imladris, a woodelf team with mighty skilled wardancers! And as a special treat for the dwarfs, they invited the mighty ol' treeman Deeproot!

As the game started, their own treeman felt the pain of his old injuries (rumor says it nobbla once tried to chainsaw it down), anyways their apo managed to fix him up so that he could attend the game.

Firsthalf, dwarfs kicking. The game started by Trees knocking down dwarfs as if they were elfs themself, but something happend. The elfs got so buisy bashing dwarfs, they forgot to play the game! Sure enough, the bulls didnt ask twice. They saw their chance and went for the TD. Turn two, first half the dwarfs were up by one. Now who saw that coming?

As the second kickoff was to be ermm, kicked, the fans of the elfs were so angry att Xhero for humiliating them on their own island, they threw a rock that hit him right inbetween the eyes! And he fell dead as a cow. Luckily, the apo managed to put him back togheter.. And after that, things went rather fast, a pass here, a dodge there, and the elfs had eaquilized!

The dwarfs didnt manage to pulloff a quick TD in the end of the first, but hey, they are dwarfs. As second half began, so did the end of the elfs. Firstoff was Xavii, piled on on a poor woodie lineman, the elf never really had a chance. Quickly down with him to the SI box. And the paramedics sure had their hands full, the next block another elf went out. The KO box this time. And when the boys thought the carrying was over, BAM, the biggest one off them all went down.

Deeproot was smacked up by the troll Greh, guess he felt pissed off att the bigfella for kicking his ass so hard in the first half. And the turn after that, it was the next trees turn. BAM again, skullpow, both guys went down, one man was left on the field. As the troll found him self laying on the gras, the tree was beeing carried out to the BH box.

The truth is, it didnt stop there. The dwarfs had made a promise! The mighty wardancer Celebrimbor Helyanwë was to be killed the dwarfs promised, and Xavii felled compelled to fulfill that promise. And sure enough, BAM, and the dancer was carried out to the RIP box. As simple as that, no pilin on neccessary.

And the game pretty much ended there, dwarfs scoored their second TD and the elfs were outplayed.. or outbashed.. Dosen't really matter that much, the game was won! ”