“Because my opponent's computer locked up, we had to restart in the middle of the second half. So, his incredible luck and my poor luck are not reflected in this game summary. It started in turn 3 of the first half, when I knocked down one of his dwarf linemen in the middle of a scrum on top of the ball, and it scattered to his runner, the only shorty within 2 zipcodes that could have picked up the ball. Things got worse from there. I don't think he failed a block all game, and I think I ended 2/3ds of the rest of my turns on failed dodges. It's all good, though. I've come to realize that the dwarfs are the chosen ones, and that NUFFLE hates elves, especially when they play against the chosen ones.”