“zeentz's Chainzav Mazzaker Final

Zey came, zey sav, zey conquered.

Ve had it hard in ze start ven the referee did not vant to be more bribed zan to giv us a palmed coin and zortly afterwards Mr. Smiles vent dovn and nov he needs to be in ze svamp for some rehaba--- rehabilitazion.

But ze Bludders kept going and going and going. Wit ze ball zey ran. Or really it was ze Teefleth one vo zucks too muzt on ze strawberry jam zat ran wit ze ball.

But ze opponent vere small and sneeky. Not to mention zat zey vere short. Very zort in fakt. And zey vent as much skvisch as ve usually do ven ze big trolls stomp.

Needlezz to say by halftime it was 1-1 after ze blitz and ze team thought. "Vell vat aboot zat drav?"


Alath, it vath not to be. Becauthe of thome luck and thome thneaky dodgeth ath well ath the increadible lothing thpirith of the Bludderth (<i>I wonder if Bludderth have Bladder problemth it almotht thoundth that way. I have a thpare</i>) they managed to bravely go where no imp nor fling had dare to go before (<i>no ethes in that thententhe</i>).

But the motht terrible of it all vath the hurting of the Igorth.”