“after a small prayer to that "GOOD FOR NOTHING NUFFLE" Evolution proved who that jackass favors more...First block of the game puts Scrubs captian Ain't in the lockerroom for the rest of the game. The game pretty much went like this after wards...
Dwarfs want the ball...they pick it up
Dwarfs want out of a tackle zone...they dodge

Elves want the ball...they fumble it
Elves want out of a tackle zone...they trip

One score at the end of the half was the only reason my luck finished at a 44%

Scrubs coach Hiway had this to say after the game, "It was very clear to me that the dwarfs forgot that they were dwarfs and my elves forgot that they were elves. I have decided that we are now dedicating all of our games to a different God. NUFFLE CAN KISS MY A$$. And you can put that in the papers." After Hiway left the press conference, he tore down a picture of Nuffle and tore it up in front of the camera's.

Will this have any affect on the teams next performance, we will have to wait and see.

This is Britten Barkskin, the voice of 4 Wood Scrubs Blood Bowl reporting from Woodland Stadium.”