“Handicaps did their job this game of levelling the playing field, as he placed a bonehead jinx on my thrower. This single decision saved the game for him, as the game ended with me only needing to pick up the ball, handoff to my catcher, and make a single 3+ w/rr dodge to paydirt to win. But no, I have to fail my BH roll, fail it a second time after a team reroll, then roll one more one for good measure as an alternate player tries desperately to dodge away to get the ball instead. Then, for good measure, I roll yet more 1's on aging for my 51 spp blitzer, resulting in a niggle. Two more MNG's...ahh, but the ff went up! And that's what it's all about, isn't it?

Nuffle, shove off, I've had enough of you interfering in my games tonight...”