“The dwarves entered the field already doomed. My opponent had seriously the worst string of luck, ever, and it always struck at catastrophic moments. I didn't beat the dwarves, the dice did.
Sweetness Schuster gained a point of movement for his four touchdown performance, which would have been better if he had actually, you know, earned it. Steve McMurder got block after he killed a longbeard on turn seven of the second half. :(”
Sweetness Schuster gained a point of movement for his four touchdown performance, which would have been better if he had actually, you know, earned it. Steve McMurder got block after he killed a longbeard on turn seven of the second half. :(”