“Well, what could I say about this match? It was pretty one-sided, as the Dwarves thrashed through my lines and pounded down anyone who tried to resist. At one point there were six players in my KO box. Miraculously, nobody suffered worse injuries. I rolled tons of 1s, and 2s if I needed 3s, which prevented me from doing anything right until the very last turn, when I finally got the touchdown :X Anyway, thanks for not fouling... this game could have turned out a lot worse for my elves.

Ironically, I got <i>very</i> lucky after the match - rolling doubles on both skill rolls :P”