“In a hard fought, noble loss, the rats inexblicably gave all the credit to the dead guy, who brought his opponent down with him. This is 5 of 8, or something, that this same phenomenon of reward to the dead has occurred. Personally, I think it's a bit of a waste, but the rats aren't all that smart, apparently.

Otherwise, a total loss, though Shake did get a touchdown when he slid by Mark 'The Hand'. The rats were simply out-matched by a superior team, and they paid for it with the death of our favorite scoring lineman.”