“"Well Mike, what a fantastic start in the new league, but unfortunately especially for the Miners. Falcons headcoach "Donut" Klavs is looking like he chokes on a football!"

"Right Bob, today there goes nothing for the Falcons. The Miners were a bit to strong at the end, especially since they have outnumbered the Falcons by 10 to 5. I am really sorry about that last try of a block in the dying seconds of the match which - like always ultra - failed."

"Ah yes, Mike, let´s talk about the real nature of bloodbowl - the casualties. Klavs team did not get one while the dwarfs scored 5!"

"At least Bob, the Falcons have scored some casualties too. By failing blocks on the other guys they stumbled over these little players."

"Mike, Hirsch and Fecker will miss the next game, how can the team handle this?"

"Well Bob, i think the Falcons will have another party today evening and will engage some drinker boys with purple underwear."

"Mike, we don´t wanna hear your dirty fantasies about sexy underwear and hairy legs. What´s coming up for the Falcons?"

"Ok Bob, let´s have a look at the repertoire, the next coming to join the party are the Gisoreux Gore-crows, a chaos team. Another bashy game. The fans will love it!"

"Thanks Mike, enough for now, good evening sportfans, see you next time on BBC - Bloodbowl Channel!"”