“Poor chaos-team - it all started out so good.

After my handicap has been a palmed coin (evil, I know) and a perfect kick scattering on my weak side of the LoS my first turn ended via tripple skull on my krox - my first thought: "Oh no.. not one of THESE games."

But things changed quickly.
The chaosteam moved up to cover the ball, using their star Panther (ST5, block, tackle, break tackle - just evil). With some swift (and unusual successful) blocks, they freed Pvt. BigTooth who charged at Panther and brought him down with the help of 2 skinks. Then he tried to eat this Chaos-Thingy, as the teams has hungered for games, but failed due to the Chaos-Armor - just his big thooth pierced the metal, hitting the pinched nerve Panther was suffering from.
The pain knocked this tough guy out - leaving the team without their star and confused. This lead to the next fatal mistake. In an attempt to bring down the krox with the help of only 2 teammates, he jumped up to his the Colonel between the eyes - not a clever thing to do.

As the Krox was very hungry, too, he used this opportunity and with his version of a "quick snap" he devoured half of the beast, fighting to get the other half down, too. The chaos-apo rushed in and tried some tricks, to make the Colonel spit out his victim, but a set of broken rips convinced him, that there was nothing he could to.

From this turn on, things went uphill for the lizzies, being 2 players up.

Panther refused to continue playing against "these animals" as he stated in a number of interviews he gave, while his teammates were beaten up and he was awarded as the most valuable player for this insight.

Sorry Redman, this time the luck really wasn´t in your favour (though I wasn´t really lucky, too).

Hope this little story helps you laughing about the loss of the beast.
Good luck for the next game.
CL”