“Coach Boorken for the Stars of Pighill realized even before kickoff that this would be a very tough game when a gang of human fans stormed the pich and attacked 6 of the orchs. Before the security could clear the pitch 2 of the Stars where knocked out.
Calzone of the human team took advantage of the chocked and stunned Stars of Pighill (SoP) and sent his team forward in an all out attack. SoP's never got their lines in position before Any Given Saturday (AGS) overtook possesion of the ball after som nice tackles.
And with most of his players scattered all over the pitch coach Boorken could only watch the humans score an relatively easy first TD.

After that TD the weather turned extremely hot (sweltering heat), wich would prove tiresome for the big orchs of SoP later in the game

With one blitzer and one black-orc still knocked out both of the Goblins hade to enter the field seriously weakening the SoP who now could realy on brutal force.

Apperantly SoP players still was confused after that pitchinvasion and the sudden change of weather. When David Å fumbled when trying to pick up the ball that gave AGS to once more set up his very succesfully all-offensive defense. For the rest of the half SoP tried to take control of the pitch with its advantage in strength but with no sucess at all. AGS played brilliant defense and never gave SoP any chance of scoring an TD.

At start of the second half the humans of AGS started to rush forward and send 3 men deep into orch territory. Boorken moved his forces to cover those humans able to score TD's and tried to put pressure on the cage around the ballholder, but due to some bad descisions from Boorken his team failed to put pressure on the cage who without problems broke out and was able to score another TD.

Now the heat began to take its toll of the bigger orchs and some of them had to stay in the dugout resting. Despite that boorken thought the luck was about to swing over when the ball ended up in the audience and Toyota-Mannen got his hand on the ball.

Toyota-Mannen showed his strength when he rushed through human defenders towards the endline. After just a few turns he was close to the endline with an pretty deacent guard behind him. But the brave humans made an incredible move when Patrick Bateman dodged around and gambled with a tackle against the much bigger Toyota-Man. Boorken was not very surprised to see his big star fall to the ground and humans once again stole the ball from the frustrated Orchs.

Calzone tried to get the ball as far up in Orchish territory as he could, but the passer P Bylund of SoP realised the danger and went for it trying to stop the ballholder singlehanded. To Boorkens surprise P Bylund got the human to the ground but do you think his bad luck stopped just because of that? No Boorken could only watch as the ball bounced out into the audience who throwed it down to Boorkens end-zone.

Unable to get back there in time, boorken could only watch Hulk Hogan dash forward to the ball and score an easy TD.

Not much went as the away-team wanted. Despite lots of tackles they never got to hurt the humans (the goblins even tried a couple of dirty manouvers).
The humans on the other hand did not use pure strength and thanks to better skills they where able to send one blitzer and one linemen to the injury list. Both players where hurt so bad they will miss next game.”