“The luck in this game went out of control.

It's not everyday you see a linebeard run in for the TD either, but damn. My opponent didn't have much luck at all, the only reason I won this game was due to some insanely good luck at critical points in the game.

In what seemed like an innocent, normal block, Aretha Franklin, 5 Agility linewoman, died a tragic death. The apothecary was used earlier to save the life of a blitzer.

But the icing on the cake was when the Ogre Kinslayer passed his bonehead roll, picked up the ball on a 4+ and got the winning touchdown.

Sorry about the bad luck Gitzbang, may nuffle grace your amazons in your next game!”