“Well, first game of the new season, and the first win in ages for the Ravenous for Destruction team! A tense first half gave way to a failed attempt at TD by Apocalypse, as he slipped on an ice lolly thrown by some member of the crowd, but as Ziker gathered up the ball and threw it back down the field, Apocalypse got back up, ran, picked up the ball again, and ran on to score his first TD of the game at the end of the first half.

The second half was rather more one sided, with the Gutter Runner 'Foul Me' getting a face full of fist as Apocalypse smacked him down for daring to approch the ball carrier.

the second TD of the game was a more worked out move, as Judgement came to push the ratman out of the way of another Apocalypse run to score his second.

The Hat Trick came soon after, as Ziker had hardly picked up the ball before Apocalypse was upon him again, but he got it away this time, only to have Decrepid the HobGobbo pick it up and give it straight back to Apocalypse, for his third, and the well earned MVP award.

The freebooter compony must be worried of a conspiricy, as the only two players to be injured were the two freebooters, Demolition, the Chaos Dwarf who smashe his collor bone at the end of the game was last seen being treated by the Chaos Dwarven ''Preists'' in their Operating Thetere cum Kitchen.

Apocalypse himself had this to say after the game whilst feasting on a suprisingly juicy celebratory stew...
"We dun 'em up goot und Proper, Tis a Great day wen ter Skaven are ootwitted by ter Dwarvern Elite!"

All eyes now look to previous team Star Obliteration, as the first match they play without him they win. Is he required? Do the team function better without the bellows and shredding sounds when someone treads on his foot? only time will tell...”