“United still lacks the coolness to compete with one of the premier league's top teams. Fumbbling uninterceptable Dump-offs (scattering to opposing players far away), suffering blitzes and stuff and blodgers being powed 1 on 1 by players not known for any tackling talents United failed to even succeed easy passes (which would then scatter to empty spaces).
Or, as the headcoach muttered after the team's first loss: OMGWTFBBQ!”
Or, as the headcoach muttered after the team's first loss: OMGWTFBBQ!”