“After our first encounter with Skaven this promised to be a.. how should we put this.. an interesting match. Slippery Scum and Clan Razortooth are two different teams and this was a different match. Bone Grinder scored in the first half and sprayed the appreciating fans with ground bones and the fans from both sides loved it. Flesh Stripper scored in the second half and again wow'd the screaming fans and dead women with his trade mark 'flesh strip™'. Fat Melter and Eye Sucker performed well as throwers for the match, each making one pass.. that was caught. They didn't fumble too much. Hamble and Razor hurt some rats.. but not enough. Oh well, there's always next time!

Big cheer for Shadow! Well played. You deserved the win. Next time you'll all be dead, dead, DEAD™!

'Wild' 'Dead' Hamble scratches at some scabs of dried blood until next time, "What happen'd?" he askes.

"We won." says Reg.

It's easy for a Fantastic Reg to lie.”