“This match was one of legendary proportions. (and this report seems to have turned out the same way...)

It had an eventful beginning with the ladies kicking off and the opposing elves blitzing through the lines easily only to have the heroic blitzer Lady Evothurian herself run around the enemy's lines and take the ball carrier to the ground. Servant Claire then followed, praying to Nuffle the whole way, successfully went for it twice picked up the ball and made a throw to the captain. A slight hiccup came next when the Blitzer attempted a dodge the next turn, tripping on a rock and KOing herself on the ground.

A touchdown to both sides later it was the end of first half when Lady Evothurian tripped visciously and severed her spine, almost killing her. After the coach had changed his trousers he ordered the apocathary to save her and thank Nuffle it was a success. The start of the second half saw the Elves dodge through the line to blitz and then pick up the scattered ball. Amazons everywhere cringed and threw hissy fits. The next turn the ball changed hands again and Servant Clarissa faced a RIP on a both down block. Amazons everywhere cried again, and told their boyfriends that if they didn't get them ice-cream immediately they wouldn't give it up ever again. The murderous elf then ensured the change of hands of the ball once again, igniting the rage of Lady Carmaress who then badly hurt the new ball carrier. A golden opportunity had presented itself and it was not to be missed. Maiden Skye of the Amazons attempted a pass that was to alter the game only to have Rivers Depth of the elves intercept. (Needless to say boyfriends of Amazons everywhere sighed, knowing it was the couch for them for the next week) A hand off and a throw later the ball is deep in the Amazon half and the coach firmly believes he is stuffed. Only one lineman is within reasonable range and there are no rerolls...

But it wasn't over there as Lady Venessa made 2 gfis and pushed the elf within Servant Claire's range, who then pushed him next to crowd. As the crowd strained to get through the barriers and pull the elf toward what is usually certain death, the ball ended in the hands of Lady Carmaress, and in one heroic turn of blocking, blitzing, dodging, throwing and catching, the ball travelled the almost the entire length of the field. When the game was on the edge, it was Lady Venessa who seductively brushed the hand of Ghostly Fade, dooming him to a failed dodge, and sealing the match.

Also of note on the 2nd last turn elf turn Servant Sally was Seriously injured.

Conclusions:
-The game was the best and toughest I have ever played and I recommend you watch it
-Blackened Veil is a murderer... boo
-I hope Blackened Veil gets indegestion (revenge is so sweet!)
-More fans for the Ladies... yay!
-Fewer fans for the elves... yay!
-I ramble ALOT”