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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2005-03-22 19:53:34
50k
1/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
1
-
1
7
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#7 Jack of all Trades – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
2
1
1
17
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“The match couldn't have started worse for the Stalkers. The Jacks fans, all psyched up for the first match in the Marienburg division leapt onto the pitch, bringing three players to the ground before the pitch was cleared. The first block of the match also sent a zombie to the dugout to spend the rest of the half kniting itself back together.
However the chaos team could not take advantage of this early momentum and the half quickly turned into a ruck in the middle of the pitch with the ball constantly exchanging hands. Both rookie teams burnt their re-rolls early and the first half went incredibly fast as both teams repeatedly turned over when fighting for the ball (the whole half lasted about 20mins!). However when the half ended two beastmen remained KO'ed giving the stalkers a numeric advantage for the second half.
The Stalkers used the number advantage to score early in the second half, Sharpedge running in the ball for the teams first touchdown. Though Jacks fought back fiercely as more beastmen were sent to the dugout by the werewolves the match turned more against them. Jack of all Trades was struck down by Shadowfang to then rise again for the opposite team!
Perhaps he can still fulfil the potential he had as a zombie (as much as a mindless zombie can). A lucky interception then allowed the Stalkers to run in a second touchdown at the end of the match.
A well fought game Drud, a game where we both had hideous luck first half! Ultimately the KO'ed players at the end of the first half and some lucky rolls decided the match. Good luck with the rest of the tournament :)
”
However the chaos team could not take advantage of this early momentum and the half quickly turned into a ruck in the middle of the pitch with the ball constantly exchanging hands. Both rookie teams burnt their re-rolls early and the first half went incredibly fast as both teams repeatedly turned over when fighting for the ball (the whole half lasted about 20mins!). However when the half ended two beastmen remained KO'ed giving the stalkers a numeric advantage for the second half.
The Stalkers used the number advantage to score early in the second half, Sharpedge running in the ball for the teams first touchdown. Though Jacks fought back fiercely as more beastmen were sent to the dugout by the werewolves the match turned more against them. Jack of all Trades was struck down by Shadowfang to then rise again for the opposite team!
Perhaps he can still fulfil the potential he had as a zombie (as much as a mindless zombie can). A lucky interception then allowed the Stalkers to run in a second touchdown at the end of the match.
A well fought game Drud, a game where we both had hideous luck first half! Ultimately the KO'ed players at the end of the first half and some lucky rolls decided the match. Good luck with the rest of the tournament :)
”
Jack the Ripper took the kick, the audience sat in awe, the dice were rolled, and... it was a bad kick! The ball flew high and long, hitting a Moonlight Stalkings' fan, who was on his way to get a couple of beers for his friends and himself, right in the head! A spike on the ball penetrated his skull, and he died instantaneously!
All The Jacks on the field roared for more blood! ... they didn't get it. While the Jacks were all excited about their first kill ever during a game, the ball was thrown back to the field to Kalek Fleshchewer, a Ghoul who soon passed the ball to Sharpedge the Werewolf, who, without much resistance ran all the way to the finish line.
The Jacks were completely demoralized, and had a hard time after this. After the next kick off they hardly tried anymore. A few minutes later, Jack of all Trades was brutally murdered by Shadowfang, the team's other Werewolf!
Beaten and demoralized the Jacks stopped fighting. The blocked a bit, the tackled a bit, the tried to get the ball back, but to no effect. When the ref whistled after the last touch down, Jacks had time to do a few more blocks, and even get the ball and make the team's first pass ever!
The money won in this humiliating game were all donated to Jack of all Trades' family. Luckily, the money wasn't thrown away, because by doing so, The Jacks secured themselves a fine Doctor, Jack of all Trades father, Master of None! ”