“Although the Rats took an early lead they took damage throught the game. Only a few (well placed?) double skulls by the All Stars stopped the Tofu's from routing. Unfortunately it did allow some wily gutter runners to rush the ball and snatch a TD or two.

Generally the 3-1 doesnt fairly reflect the beating the rats took. Especially the dislike Whaletyr seemed to take to the teams throwers. The rats coach mourned the passing of the team's second in line thrower: Limpaw Gek. But did honour his memory by noting that his toned throwing arms were very tasty, in the after match celebration.”