“Coaches all around the FUMBBL World, hear this:

After conceding this game for no apparent reason, my AMAZING gutter runner, Vodka Antiperzonel, left the team. Take a look at him, he was Legendary material. I would have NEVER departed from this player. But the FUMBBL rules says that when one concede a game, all his players with 50 ssp and more may leave the team. In fact, there's a 50% chance that he will. I was notified through an Admin message that Vodka left the team.

Awful news it was. The coach, in a moment of pure frustration, retired the team even with Zbyg the Big, Enriched Plutoniumovitch, Lahyenne Verte and Tripping Oleg still on the roster.

Never concede a game. Take this to the bank and have fun with ur teams.”