“The Limbo Lunatics made another impressive showing against the Grocery Store Vagrants, defeating the Norse team 2-0 and cleanly wiping the field with their innards.

The game was highlighted by an extra rowdy crowd of Limbo Lunatic Loonies, the team's unofficial fan club. Before the opening kickoff, the Loonies stormed the field and took down six of the Vagrants before the ball even hit the ground. Coach Tribble the Unclean of the Vagrants was unhappy with his own team's fanclub. "The Supermarket Swines, our dedicated fan club, missed the bus this morning because they stayed up all night in the dairy aisle... apparently a new 'Pleghm & Hairy's' ice cream flavor came out." Held back by the security staff for the rest of the first half, a rowdy Loony managed to throw a rock and nail Mr. Pibb square in the jaw after the Lunatic's second touchdown.

The biggest surprise of the evening was Tribble's decision to hold Mr. Peanut, the team's Minotaur, away from the game for the first half. "In the last match. Mr. Peanut became a little too violent and ended up hurting himself and cost the entire team a few split-seconds of awareness," Tribble explained. Obviously, Tribble had good reason to hold Mr. Peanut out; three times in the second half, Mr. Peanut fell over on himself while attacking a nearby beastman.

The Vagrants have two more games coming up this weekend, and then they'll be receiving a well earned torture session.”